His first joke I heard him utter on the job:
Do you know why they invented beer? (No.)
So the Irish wouldn't take over the world!
Your comment is welcome by me.
As long as a lim'rick it be.
By God if it's not,
It's going to rot
In some com. box down under the sea.
I've found that the sonnet of love
Speaks softer than wings of a dove.
If Shakespeare found time
To write ev'ry rhyme,
You can also write verse from above.
(i.e., all comments must be in limerick, English sonnet, or another poetic form (not free verse per se).)
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I can't think of one
ReplyDeleteBut since it must be done
Oh hail, Gutterball
From your auntie doll
And, since you speak of smarts
I will testify that when you get old
The air around you will smell like farts!
By one who knows - RQ