I received this submission from my wife's Grandfather:
There was an old monk who lived in Siberia,
who found life steadily drawing drearier.
One day he broke form his cell with a helluva yell
and eloped with the Mother Superior!!!!
Here's one from me:
Mother Angelica Receives Honorary Law Degree from Ave Maria Law
Who says that the girls have no say
'Bout issues our Church has today?
Just look at the nun*
Who seems just darn fun.
Her 'postulate's faithful, will pray.
*Mother Angelica is technically a mother (sister superior; non-cloistered), not a nun (cloistered).